Monument to Regularity

you've let us all down in a very hurtful way, that is all

Thank you

About time! This one was more of a painkiller than actual joy to get down. Since we got spine down, we had one tank dropping out due to the flu, another one whose plug mysteriously pulled itself out at the same time every night (what), a healer whose router isn't running on electricity and a pretty dicky setup overall (hunters, lol). It all actually started prenerf on spine (which could easily be considered the endboss... prenerf, that is); We were constantly having good p3-attempts, only needing to figure out the very last lift. In the midst of progress, we had our warrior go on vacation for a week (furywarrs can do nice burst, I heard), and more or less had to drop progression. Again, hunters, hi:( Anywho, we stormed in to kill it postnerf, which felt about as good as jackhammering yourself in the jellyhole with hordes of aidsy dildos.

That's about as much of a recap I can muster up, definitely the least-fun Tier of the expansion, I think our entire group agrees (don't care if they don't)!

A few shoutouts goes out to the entire team; After I had to pick up DPS, Zatt stepped in and nicely reunited the holy trinity of assholes, thinking they're better than everyone else (fucking healers).

Our tanks along the expansion - Arates, Tim and finally Zilka on Madness; If you spent half the time honing your skills the way you're spending it handing out hummers and blowjobs left and right, you'd be amazing players. I guess you'll just have to do.

DPS: Ohboy, it's not as easy as it looks. Atleast not on all fights :( First and foremost, I'd like to thank Bon for constantly showing up to perform; focused and never without a lackluster evening.

Nortrom doesn't get a thank you for sucking asshole on Warmaster HC (fine, thank you)

Kripp: You probably deserve the most credit for sticking with your shitty class throughout the tier. It just goes to show you're a great sport and a very good player, still being able to keep up on most fights, numberwise.

Shotsi: We give Shotsi alot of shit. Don't get me wrong, he deserves alot of it aswell. However, it's not up until now that i've truly realised in just how many fights he tips the scales in our favor, simply doing what he does best: DERPS. Hands down, the best dpser on this realm.

Rant is officially over; Thank you guys for a splendiferous year (and then some) as a group; You da shit ^^ 

KILLVIDEO, REALM FIRST MADNESS HC: 

PS. Our only good healer is Aidforale, but he doesn't play any longer, Karme took his spot

We finally managed to kill Blackhorn on heroic (probably the first 10-man hc boss to be challenging). This encounter had every opportunity to be amazing, and in a lot of ways it is; What takes away from it is some of the complete randomness as far as fires spreading goes, there just didn't seem to be a pattern you could make out of it. In the long run, what seemed to work was, do your job, do it properly, and pray to god the ship wont be cumsplattered with fire come P2. Either way, Spine here we come :(

Thanks for checking out the livestream last night, the feedback we got was great, meaning we'll more than likely do it again! 

As 4.3 is creeping closer and we're clearing current content in a night of raiding, we've been trying out some PTR (which is a huge deal for lazy cunts such as ourselves). Be sure to check back here come monday, and we'll have a link to a running stream from the PTR.

After a few grueling weeks filled with both joy and frustration, we managed to maintain our spot as the #1 guild on Khadgar, finally killing Ragnaros Heroic. This time around, there was actually a real race going, in difference to Sinestra. We started getting close (i.e decent P4-attempts) last wednesday, threw in a few hours the next day, had the mandatory 1%-wipes, got back in there sunday and threw everything we had at him. Whodafunkit, it paid off! 

Firelands came with pleny of changes for us as a guild. For starters, releasing the patch in the middle of summer immediately saw us struggling with attendance. Even so, we managed to pick up most of the first normal-kills (bar Beth'Tilac and Shannox). 

The difference between normal modes and the first heroics proved to be quite the obstace for the guild, especially seeing the increasing rate of pugs we had to pick up in order to actually be able to raid at all. 

Come july, we had three regulars dropping out in quick succession; Ltngr got an offer from a PvP-guild that he decided to pursue. Ömkli got accepted to a university far from home and as a consequence had to limit his playing time severely. On top of that, we had our other maintank drop out (because he's lazy). Despite all this we actually managed to keep progression going. Arates, our current main tank, really came through in a huge way for us here. He proved to be a vital piece to the MTR-puzzle, and the loss of said people was more or less made up for. 

At this time, we realised we couldn't keep the guild the way it was, being only IRL-friends. We opened up recruiting, but much to our dismay, couldn't pick up any players that could keep up. Later on we had the good fortune of picking up both Zatt and Zilka, which for the first time gave us some choices to mix and match our setups for different fights. 

I think i've been rambling on for too long now, so time for the conclusion!

Despite a limited roster, raiding schedule, 30% of our core group leaving mid-patch and general disarray, we once again pulled through and came up on top. We're now in the process of revamping/restructuring MTR for future content. Although we're quite happy Rag went down, we are in no way content with our current world rank. Simply put, y'all aint seen nuthin' yet! 

Keep posted for more frequent updates, I promise i'll get better at maintaining the site with recent news and fun facts (what). WE WILL BE OPENING UP RECRUITMENT FOR 4.3, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT PLAYING AND THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, CONTACT ONE OF US IN-GAME FOR MORE INFORMATION, OR SIMPLY POST A (SERIOUS) APPLICATION ON HERE!

Last but not least, the entire guild would like to thank Jobby. It was a pure pleasure having you around, we consider you a huge part of our current success, and wish you the best of luck on your "tour" of Europe!

We would also like to extend our thanks to Kravax, who has decided to retire from the game. He did so in a gentlemanly manner, staying 'til the end. We wish you good luck, thank you for the memories and your dedication, little brother.